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By J.A. Konrath

JA Konrath, writer of the Lt. Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels thrilller sequence (Whiskey bitter, Bloody Mary, Rusty Nail, soiled Martini, Fuzzy Navel, Cherry Bomb, Shaken, Stirred, Rum Runner, final name) bargains a big 180,000 notice number of sixty-five formerly released brief tales from the mystery, horror, and comedy genres, together with many from his award-winning series.

Stories to make you chuckle, scream, flinch, imagine, scratch your head, and roll your eyes. This assortment has whatever to delight all sorts of Kindle reader, and is a cheap method to get brought to the writer and his work.

Contents include:

INTRODUCTION by means of JA Konrath
JACK DANIELS AND FRIENDS
On the Rocks - Jack Daniels solves a locked room mystery
Whelp sought after - Harry McGlade turns into a dognapper
Street tune - Phineas Troutt hunts a prostitute
The person who bought Away - The Gingerbread Man's final victim
With a Twist - Jack Daniels solves an very unlikely crime
Epitaph - Phineas Troutt avenges a death
Taken to the Cleaners - Harry McGlade goofs off
Body pictures - Jack Daniels at a faculty shooting
Suffer - Phineas Troutt as a hitman
Overproof - Jack Daniels discovers what's preventing traffic
Bereavement - Phineas Troutt as hitman
Pot Shot - Herb Benedict will get shot at
Last Request - Phineas Troutt meets his match
Planter's Punch - Jack Daniels meets Tom Schreck's Duffy Domborwski
Truck cease - Jack Daniels meets Taylor from AFRAID and Donaldson from SERIAL

CRIME STORIES

The giant men - flash fiction
The contract - very nasty noir
A Fistful of comfortable - a satire of the comfortable genre
Cleansing - a criminal offense of biblical proportions
Lying Eyes - remedy it yourself
Perfect Plan - clear up it yourself
Piece of Cake - clear up it yourself
Animal allure - remedy it yourself
Basketcase - hardboiled horror
Urgent answer wanted - find out how to take care of spammers
Blaine's Deal - parody of hardboiled noir
The Confession - awful noir

HORROR STORIES
Finicky Eater - nuclear holocaust and cannibals
The Screaming - Van Helsing lives
Mr. Pull Ups - physique amendment horror
The Shed - a few losers locate the door to hell
Them's sturdy Eats - rednecks vs. aliens
First Time - a young coming of age story
Forgiveness - the genesis of evil
Redux - ghost tale noir
The Bag - what is within the bag?
Careful, He Bites - lyncanthrope flash fiction
Symbios - sci-fi horror
A topic of style - zombie flash fiction
Embrace - gothic fiction
Trailer Sucks - gross out gore
Markey - mental horror
Punishment Room - awful suspense
Shapeshifter's nameless - humorous paranormal
SERIAL - with Blake Crouch
Dear Diary - a dip into madness
The Eagle - early horror
A Sound of Blunder - with F. Paul Wilson

FUNNY STUFF
Light Drizzle - parody of hitman stories
Mr. Spaceman - technological know-how fiction satire
Don't Press That Button! - essay on James Bond
Piranha Pool - comedy approximately writing
Well Balanced Meal - gross out humor
A Newbie's consultant to Thrillerfest - essay on writing conventions
Inspector Oxnard - parody of mysteries
Appalachian Lullaby - radioactive monkeys
One evening simply - funny story
An Archaeologist's tale - satire
Could Stephanie Plum motor vehicle particularly Get automobile coverage? - essay
Cozy or Hardboiled? - essay
Addiction - comedy approximately writing
Weigh to move - humor column approximately wellbeing and fitness clubs
Cub Scout Gore ceremonial dinner - with Jeff Strand
Hint Fiction - 4 tremendous shorts

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Marcus is more than just a dog to me. ” I didn’t doubt it. You don’t milk a casual acquaintance. ” “That takes too long. If I go through legal channels, it could be months before my case is called. ” I scraped away a coffee stain on my desk with my thumbnail. “I’m sorry for your loss, Mr. Thorpe. But hiring me to bust into someone’s home and steal a dog…I’m guessing that breaks all sorts of laws. ” Night Vision Goggles use a microprocessor to magnify ambient light and allow a user to see in almost total blackness.

He also brandished knee pads. Herb and I paused in our search and watched him work. Hughes knelt beside the vic and spent ten minutes poking and prodding, humming tunelessly to himself. When he finally spoke, it was high-pitched and cheerful. “She’s dead,” Hughes said. We waited for more. “At least four days, probably longer. I’m guessing from hypovolemic shock. Blood loss is more than forty percent. ” Herb asked. “On this thick carpet? Possible—yes. Likely—no. Look at the blood pool. No arcs. ” “Can’t tell.

Her mouth dropped open. ” “That thing on your leash that’s wagging its tail. ” “Of course it does. ” “I had too much soda. ” She handed me the damn leash. So far so good. “Okay. ” “Not to second-guess you, Mr. ” Know-it-all. “I think you need a bit more blush on your cheeks. ” Her lips down turned. With all the lipstick, they looked like two cartoon hot dogs. ” “I won’t tell Max if you don’t. ” I was out of there before she got to six. After I got back to my office, I took care of some personal business, washed my hands, and called the client.

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